Jessica

Jessica from Grosse Pointe Farms, MI

School: Wayne State University Year: Super Senior Major: Child Psychology

GET TO KNOW JESSICA

• Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?
  Spooning after getting forked.

What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?

The most recent movie I saw was Eclipse. Can't say it was amazing.

If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?

A worm because I know I could survive being cut in half.

When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?

I'm a squatter for sure.

What's a good hangover cure?

The hair of the dog that bit you. It really works to have a cold beer after you chug a few bottles of water.

When was the last time you spit?

I only spit when I brush my teeth which was this morning. I hate the feeling of spitting or seeing spit. It makes me gag. It's so much easier to just swallow whatever is in your mouth.

If you could live in any fantasy world, which one would it be and why?

Super Mario World so I could have Yoshi as my pet.

 

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A first grade teacher and trophy wife.

What's the thing that makes you laugh every time you see it?

Dad's driving mini vans.

Why does Nickelback suck so hard?

Because they write lyrics like this and think it's cool: "And I like the way you're not impressed While you put me to the test I like the white stains on your dress" Who's proud of taking a girl out wearing a cum stained dress...especially when it's not your own cum? I wouldn't brag about banging wannabe playmates with daddy issues...

               
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